Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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