I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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