Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just had sex on a roof
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
