I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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