I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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