I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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