i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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