So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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