Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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