Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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