At least make sure they are 18
Why
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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