1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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