I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
My vagina just recognized that song.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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