girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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