great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
