My liver just broke up with me...
one might say we're banned from that church
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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