I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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