This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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