I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Let's get the cat blown out
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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