Whod you bang
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
