Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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