Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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