like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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