If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
