i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Are my feet made of real feet?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
soo... how was my night?
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