Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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