Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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