You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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