She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
soo... how was my night?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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