The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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