the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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