I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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