my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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