Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
handjob tips. give me some.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Alive.
So much puke
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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