the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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