I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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