NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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