lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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