oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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