whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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