OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
