How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
These tits shall not be calmed
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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