It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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