Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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