Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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