Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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