1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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