You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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