Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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