why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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